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Two Color Garter Stitch Washcloth Free Knitting Pattern

Learn to knit two-tone garter stitch washcloths in three sizes with this free knitting pattern from Liz Chandler at PurlsAndPixels.

by Liz Chandler @PurlsandPixels

Give your everyday cloths a little something extra. The Two Color Garter Stitch Washcloth Free Knitting Pattern adds a playful twist to classic garter stitch with a simple color change that makes each piece pop. This free pattern includes three coordinating designs: a soft face scrubby, a standard 8″ x 8″ washcloth, and a full hand towel to round out your handmade set.

Knit your own 2-tone garter stitch washcloth in three sizes with this free knitting pattern from Liz Chandler at PurlsAndPixels.

You’ll knit each piece flat, using only the knit stitch to build bouncy garter ridges while your color combo does all the heavy lifting. It’s an easy, relaxing project with eye-catching results. They’re perfect for thoughtful gifts or adding a touch of handmade charm to your daily routine.

Prefer to knit offline?

This pattern is free to read below, but if you’d rather print it or save it for later, I’ve created a clean, ad-free PDF version for you.

  • Includes complete, row-by-row instructions
  • Easy to print or use on your tablet
  • Supports my small business 💖
Download the Two Tone Garter Stitch Washcloth PDF – $9.99
Get Liz Chandler's Two Color Garter Stitch Washcloths Knitting Pattern PDF download at PurlsAndPixels.

How this Two Color Garter Stitch Washcloth Free Knitting Pattern is Made

Each piece in this set is worked flat, turning after each row and knitting every stitch. No purling, no shaping – just smooth, steady rows of garter stitch. A single color change adds visual interest without complicating the pattern, making it an easy way to keep things fun while keeping your hands relaxed. The face scrubby is a great standalone project, and the washcloth and hand towel follow the same simple rhythm, letting you build on the basics with confidence.

You will need to know how to:

If your are not familiar with any of these skills, you can find all of my free knitting lessons in my Learn to Knit Index.

Plus, you can watch a full video tutorial on how to knit this washcloth in my YouTube lesson here:

How to Knit a 2-Color Washcloth | Easy Garter Stitch Pattern for Beginners

Materials

Knitting Needles:
Long Circular Needles
36-inch (91 cm) long US No. 7 (4.5 mm) circular needle (or size needed to obtain gauge)

Yarn:
One 95-yard (2 ounce) skein of cotton worsted weight yarn* (shown in Lily Sugar ‘n Cream 100% Cotton Yarn), in your choice of two colors

  • one face scrubby uses about 4.75 yards (0.1 oz) of Color 1 and 14.25 yards (0.3 oz) of Color 2
  • one washcloth uses about 80.75 yards (0.5 oz) of Color 1 and 60.5 yards (1.275 oz) of Color 2
  • one hand towel uses about 475 yards (118.75 oz.) of Color 1 and yards (356.25 oz) of Color 2

* Weights estimated with Lily Sugar n’ Cream yarn; other yarn weights may vary. Weight does not include gauge swatch. A 4×4 inch gauge swatch with a 2 row by 3 stitch border uses an additional 19 yards (0.4 oz.).

Tools:

Gauge

19 stitches x 26 rows = 4 x 4 inches in stockinette stitch on No. 7 (4.5 mm) needles. (Learn how to check your gauge here.)

Abbreviations

k = knit

Instructions: Two Color Garter Face Scrubby

(3 inches x 3 inches [7.62 cm x 7.62 cm] after washing in cold water; 3.5 inches x 3.25 inches [8.89 cm x 8.225 cm] before washing)

Use the long-tail cast on method. Knit flat, turning after each row.

[With Color 1] Row 1: Cast on 14 stitches. Turn.

Rows 2 – 11: k 14. (14 stitches) Turn. [Measures 1.5 inches]

[With Color 2] Rows 12 – 27: k 14. (14 stitches) Turn.

Row 28: Bind off loosely in the pattern of Row 2. Cut yarn, leaving an 8-inch tail, and pull through. Weave in ends.

In cold water, hand wash or machine wash on delicate. Block while still wet, ensuring cloths are roughly 3 inches square, then allow to air dry.

Instructions: Two Color Garter Washcloth

(8 inches x 8 inches [20.32 cm x 20.32 cm] after washing in cold water; 8.5 inches x 9.25 inches [21.59 cm x 23.49 cm] before washing)

Use the long-tail cast on method. Knit flat, turning after each row.

[With Color 1] Row 1: Cast on 36 stitches. Turn.

Rows 2 – 20: k 36. (36 stitches) Turn. [Measures 2.5 inches]

[With Color 2] Rows 35 – 72: k 36. (36 stitches) Turn.

Row 73: Bind off loosely in the pattern of Row 2. Cut yarn, leaving an 8-inch tail, and pull through. Weave in ends.

In cold water, hand wash or machine wash on delicate. Block while still wet, ensuring cloths are roughly 8 inches square, then allow to air dry.

Instructions: Two Color Garter Hand Towel

(17 inches x 23 inches [43.18 cm x 58.42 cm] after washing in cold water; 17.5 inches x 24 inches [44.45 cm x 60.96 cm] before washing)

Use the long-tail cast on method. Knit flat, turning after each row.

[With Color 1] Row 1: Cast on 80 stitches. Turn.

Rows 2 – 46: k 80. (80 stitches) Turn. [Measures 6 inches]

[With Color 2] Rows 47 – 180: k 80. (80 stitches) Turn

Row 181: Bind off loosely in the pattern of Row 2. Cut yarn, leaving an 8-inch tail, and pull through. Weave in ends.

In cold water, hand wash or machine wash on delicate. Block while still wet, ensuring cloths are roughly 17 inches wide and 23 inches long, then allow to air dry.

Printable version of this free knitting pattern

Printable Two Color Garter Stitch Washcloth PDF Knitting Pattern

Knit easy, two-color garter stitch washcloths in three sizes with this free knitting pattern from Liz Chandler at PurlsAndPixels.

Care

If you use the materials called for in the Two Color Garter Stitch Washcloth Free Knitting Pattern, your final product will be machine washable. To keep your washcloth looking its best, hand wash or machine wash separately on delicate cycle in cold water. You may tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry.

🛁 Read more Knitwear Care Tips

Size & Use Notes

Each piece is designed for real-life utility:

  • Face scrubby for your nighttime skincare or baby bathtime
  • Washcloth for everyday dishes or self-care
  • Hand towel for drying hands in the kitchen or bathroom

These cloths make a thoughtful little set for gifting, especially when bundled with handmade soap or added to a basket of homegrown or homemade goodies.

Knit easy, two-color garter stitch washcloths in three sizes with this free knitting pattern from Liz Chandler at PurlsAndPixels.

©2025, Liz Chandler of PurlsAndPixels.

This pattern is for personal use, gifting, and charitable donation of completed items. You may also sell handmade items created using this pattern. Do not copy this pattern and distribute it. If you’d like to share the pattern, refer your friends to my website, purlsandpixels.com so they may obtain a copy.

If you find any errors or have any questions, email purlsandpixels@gmail.com and I will do my best to help.

I’d love to see your finished work! Tag your photos with @PurlsAndPixels on Twitter or Instagram.

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Shooting in Rural Neighborhoods

Is it normal to hear shooting rural neighborhoods? Find out with Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

When hearing gunshots from the neighbors property is normal 🎯

If you’ve ever lived in the country, you’ve probably heard it: BANG. Followed by another. And another. Sometimes it’s target practice. Sometimes it’s pest control. And sometimes it’s just someone blowing off steam.

In rural neighborhoods, hearing gunshots isn’t unusual. However, that does not mean it should be reckless. There is a difference between responsible firearm use and behavior that makes your neighbors feel unsafe.

When Is It Normal to Hear Gunshots in the Country?

In most rural areas:

  • Target practice on private land is common.
  • Pest control (like rock squirrels or prairie dogs) is a necessity.
  • Wildlife deterrence, because sometimes predators only respond to a warning bang.
  • Hunting season brings regular firearm use.

Many people move to the country specifically because they can legally shoot on their land. It is part of rural living. However, like all freedoms, it comes with responsibility.

Some visitors freak out when they hear the bang, and then are baffled when I am unbothered. I usually just say, “That’s not aimed at us,” and keep going. You learn to tell the difference between safe shooting and something that is off. It is not indifference (it is experience).

When one neighbor fires off a shot before 7 a.m. to annoy another neighbor, I just shout, “Good morning, Vietnam!” out the door like I am Robin Williams. It does not solve anything, but it rattles just enough cages to make me laugh.

You may want to holler “Good Morning, Vietnam!” when target practice start before 7 am every day.

When Gunfire Crosses the Line

Not every neighbor is a good shot (or a good person). You may need to speak up if someone:

  • Fires in the direction of homes or roads
  • Shoots recklessly without a proper backstop
  • Uses firearms to intimidate or provoke
  • Fires repeatedly at odd hours just to make noise

My neighbor thinks it is funny to do a wake-up shot or two at his homemade target range when the HOA gets on his nerves. That is a far cry from a gun rampage in the city, but it still gets people talking (and give me a giggle). 

This jackrabbit heard gunshots in the countryside and was frightened, but it's ok. Nobody was shooting at him! Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsandPixels.

What to Do If Your Neighbor Is Shooting Too Much or Too Close

✅ Know Your Local Gun Laws for Rural Areas

County ordinances vary, and so do state laws. In many places, discharging a firearm near a home, school, or road is illegal, even on private land. Look up your local regulations on firearm discharge and noise complaints.

✅ Talk to Your Neighbors About Gunfire

Sometimes people just do not realize how far sound carries or how close they are to your home. A calm, respectful conversation often goes a long way. (But I would not recommend yelling at the person with a firearm, so be nice!)

✅ Document Unsafe Shooting

If someone is endangering others, document it. Record times, dates, videos if safe to do so, and call your local sheriff. In rural areas, it helps to be specific and clear about your concerns.

✅ Use Sound Barriers and Noise Buffers

You cannot stop all the noise, but planting trees, using sound barriers, and adding insulation to buildings can reduce the chaos a bit. These tips can also help when neighbors shoot guns often.

Rural Gun Safety Is Non-Negotiable

Firearm safety is not optional just because you live on acreage. That means:

  • Always shooting into a solid backstop
  • Keeping guns unloaded and locked up when not in use
  • Never mixing alcohol and firearms
  • Respecting the peace of the land and the people on it

Country living comes with space and freedom. However, it also includes a shared understanding that we look out for each other.

Hearing gunshots in rural country? It could be normal. Find out more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Rural does not mean lawless. It means responsible people keeping things safe, so we can all enjoy the quiet we came here for.

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Beginner Garter Stitch Washcloth Free Knitting Pattern

Learn to knit simple garter stitch washcloths in three sizes with this free knitting pattern from Liz Chandler at PurlsAndPixels.

by Liz Chandler @PurlsandPixels

If you’re wondering what to knit first, this is your answer. A one-color garter stitch washcloth is the ultimate beginner project; it’s low-risk, fully useful, and incredibly relaxing. This free knitting pattern includes three beginner-friendly pieces: a face scrubby, a classic 8″ x 8″ washcloth, and a full hand towel. Together, they make a complete set that’s perfect for gifting or stocking your home with handmade, sustainable basics.

Learn to knit adorable but simple hand towels and washcloths with the Garter Stitch washcloth knitting pattern by Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Each item is worked flat using only the knit stitch, so you can practice your tension, build muscle memory, and enjoy the rhythm of the needles without worrying about purling or shaping. Whether you’re settling in with a cup of tea or knitting in stolen moments throughout your day, this project helps you slow down while making something practical and beautiful.

Prefer to knit offline?

This pattern is free to read below, but if you’d rather print it or save it for later, I’ve created a clean, ad-free PDF version for you.

  • Includes complete, row-by-row instructions
  • Easy to print or use on your tablet
  • Supports my small business 💖
Download the Garter Stitch Washcloth PDF – $9.99
Get Liz Chandler's Garter Stitch Washcloths Knitting Pattern PDF download at PurlsAndPixels.

How this Beginner Garter Stitch Washcloth Free Knitting Pattern is Made

Each piece in this set is knit flat and turned after each row. All stitches are knit, with no purling, increasing, or decreasing needed. The face scrubby included in this set is a great first project on its own, and the washcloth and hand towel build on that same simple skill.

You will need to know how to:

If your are not familiar with any of these skills, you can find all of my free knitting lessons in my Learn to Knit Index.

Plus, you can watch a full video tutorial on how to knit this washcloth in my lesson here.

Materials

Knitting Needles:
Long Circular Needles
36-inch (91 cm) long US No. 7 (4.5 mm) circular needle (or size needed to obtain gauge)

Yarn:
One 95-yard (2 ounce) skein of cotton worsted weight yarn* (shown in Lily Sugar ‘n Cream 100% Cotton Yarn), in your choice of color

  • one face scrubby uses about 19 yards (.4 oz)
  • one washcloth uses about 71.25 yards (1.5 oz)
  • one hand towel uses about 475 yards (7.7 oz.)

* Weights estimated with Lily Sugar n’ Cream yarn; other yarn weights may vary. Weight does not include gauge swatch. A 4×4 inch gauge swatch with a 2 row by 3 stitch border uses an additional 19 yards (0.4 oz.).

Tools:

Gauge

19 stitches x 26 rows = 4 x 4 inches in stockinette stitch on No. 7 (4.5 mm) needles. (Learn how to check your gauge here.)

Abbreviations

k = knit

Instructions: Garter Stitch Face Scrubby

(3 inches x 3 inches [7.62 cm x 7.62 cm] after washing in cold water; 3.5 inches x 3.25 inches [8.89 cm x 8.225 cm] before washing)

Use the long-tail cast on method. Knit flat, turning after each row.

Row 1: Cast on 14 stitches. Turn.

Rows 2 – 27: k 14. (14 stitches) Turn

Row 28: Bind off loosely in the pattern of Row 2. Cut yarn, leaving an 8-inch tail, and pull through. Weave in ends.

In cold water, hand wash or machine wash on delicate. Block while still wet, ensuring cloths are roughly 3 inches square, then allow to air dry.

Instructions: Garter Stitch Washcloth

(8 inches x 8 inches [20.32 cm x 20.32 cm] after washing in cold water; 8.5 inches x 9.25 inches [21.59 cm x 23.49 cm] before washing)

Use the long-tail cast on method. Knit flat, turning after each row.

Row 1: Cast on 36 stitches. Turn.

Rows 2 – 72: k 36. (36 stitches) Turn.

Row 73: Bind off loosely in the pattern of Row 2. Cut yarn, leaving an 8-inch tail, and pull through. Weave in ends.

In cold water, hand wash or machine wash on delicate. Block while still wet, ensuring cloths are roughly 8 inches square, then allow to air dry.

Instructions: Garter Stitch Hand Towel

(17 inches x 23 inches [43.18 cm x 58.42 cm] after washing in cold water; 17.5 inches x 24 inches [44.45 cm x 60.96 cm] before washing)

Use the long-tail cast on method. Knit flat, turning after each row.

Row 1: Cast on 80 stitches. Turn.

Rows 2 – 180: k 80. (80 stitches) Turn.

Row 181: Bind off loosely in the pattern of Row 2. Cut yarn, leaving an 8-inch tail, and pull through. Weave in ends.

In cold water, hand wash or machine wash on delicate. Block while still wet, ensuring cloths are roughly 17 inches wide and 23 inches long, then allow to air dry.

Printable version of this free knitting pattern

Printable Beginner Garter Stitch Washcloth PDF Knitting Pattern

Knit easy garter stitch washcloths in three sizes with this free knitting pattern from Liz Chandler at PurlsAndPixels.

Care

If you use the materials called for in the Beginner Garter Stitch Washcloth Free Knitting Pattern, your final product will be machine washable. To keep your washcloth looking its best, hand wash or machine wash separately on delicate cycle in cold water. You may tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry.

🛁 Read more Knitwear Care Tips

Size & Use Notes

Each piece is designed for real-life utility:

  • Face scrubby for your nighttime skincare or baby bathtime
  • Washcloth for everyday dishes or self-care
  • Hand towel for drying hands in the kitchen or bathroom

They also make a cozy matched set for gifting, especially when bundled with a bar of handmade soap or tucked into a basket of homestead goods.

Knit your own DIY garter stitch washcloth in three sizes with this free knitting pattern from Liz Chandler at PurlsAndPixels.

©2025, Liz Chandler of PurlsAndPixels.

This pattern is for personal use, gifting, and charitable donation of completed items. You may also sell handmade items created using this pattern. Do not copy this pattern and distribute it. If you’d like to share the pattern, refer your friends to my website, purlsandpixels.com so they may obtain a copy.

If you find any errors or have any questions, email purlsandpixels@gmail.com and I will do my best to help.

I’d love to see your finished work! Tag your photos with @PurlsAndPixels on Twitter or Instagram.

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What is Yarn Chicken?

What is yarn chicken? Hint: it has everything to do with yarn and nothing to do with chickens. Find out with Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

The Bravery Test of the Crafting World 🧶

I just played a risky little game. I really wanted a new, quick hat. After rummaging through my yarn stash, I found just the skein I wanted. Instead of being a responsible knitter (weighing my yarn and checking my instructions) I decided to wing it and play yarn chicken. It looked like enough…

I started knitting my hat and it was looking great. I made it nearly to the top, the whole time feeling certain that this would be just enough yarn. But, sadly, I guessed wrong. I ran out just before the top of the hat. 😢

Ever guess you have enough yarn instead of making sure? Then you've played yarn chicken. Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

There wasn’t time to go to town for more yarn, and I didn’t want to scrap the hat. So I started digging through my project stash.

I found a rogue boot cuff with no match. But it was the same yarn. So I unraveled it and tied it into the hat project with a magic knot.

That little, lonely boot cuff, made of matching yarn gave me just enough to finish my hat. That is the heart of yarn chicken: it’s the most reckless game a knitter can play. Sometimes, it is a quiet little win and a happy dance. 💃 Other times, you’ll lose the round and have to pivot.

I had to sacrifice a little boot cuff to finish my hat because I played a game of yarn chicken. Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

What is Yarn Chicken?

Hint: it has everything to do with yarn and nothing to do with chickens.

What is yarn chicken? Hint: it has everything to do with yarn and nothing to do with chickens. Find out with Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

If you have ever heard of the old game of chicken, where teenagers would drive their cars straight at each other to see who would swerve first, then you already get the idea. Yarn chicken is the slower, quieter, far more practical version of that reckless dare. No engines. No headlights. It’s not life and death. It’s just you, your project, and a rapidly shrinking skein of yarn.

Yarn chicken is when you size up your skein with nothing but your gut and a hopeful squint. You skip the scale, bypass the calculator, and knit like you’ve got enough. Because maybe you do. Maybe you don’t. But you’re not stopping to find out. It is part grit, part gamble, and all heart.

Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn’t. That is the game.

Why Play Yarn Chicken?

Because you just want to see if you can pull it off. You’re in a groove, you’re not interested in stopping to do math, and that half-used skein looks promising enough. Yarn chicken gives you a chance to lean into instinct instead of spreadsheets.

It is not laziness or forgetfulness. It’s choosing motion over caution, momentum over planning. And yes, once in a while, it’s just more fun this way.

You learn a lot when you play yarn chicken: about yarn, about rhythm, and about how far a single stitch can stretch when it really matters.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you don't when you play a game of yarn chicken. If you lose, make sure you have a backup plan. Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

When You Lose

Losing at yarn chicken does not always mean starting over. It might mean improvising. You might unravel something else, work in a stripe, or change the ending of the pattern slightly to use what you have got.

It is not failure. It is flexibility.

I was sure I had enough yarn. I did not. So, I had to frog (unravel) to finish my hat. 🐸 #knitting

If You Want to Avoid It

You can avoid yarn chicken if you:

  • Weigh your yarn before you begin a section.
  • Compare the yardage used in earlier parts of the pattern.
  • Use patterns with detailed estimates (I include them in all my patterns).
  • Swatch and plan precisely.

All of that works. I even recommend it most of the time.

But every now and then, if it feels right, I still play.

To Play or Not to Play

Yarn chicken is not about being careless. It is about reading the yarn, trusting your gut, and being willing to shift gears when the skein runs short. It is about choosing progress over perfection and being bold enough to see how far one strand will take you.

I have lost my fair share. I have torn out rows, patched in stripes, and unraveled forgotten cuffs. But I have also finished with half an inch to spare and felt like a champion.

That’s why I still play.

If you dare to play, you can win yarn chicken. Learn more with Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

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Avocado Cowboy

What I learned from the Avocado Cowboy. With grocery prices soaring and fear rising, it's time to remember kindness. A moment from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

How Two Pieces of Fruit Broke a Strong Man and Opened My Eyes 🥑

I scanned my items as quickly as I could, feeling the pressure of the self-check out line eyeing my machine.

We all wanted to get out of there as fast as possible. The grocery store is no longer a fun place to greet neighbors. It’s become a shared trauma zone, especially in small town America. We all think others are judging our purchases, but now they really are:

“She’s buying a lot of wine.”
“Why did that man need 6 cartons of eggs?”
“I wonder if they just live far from town or if they are hoarding because they know something I don’t.”

The things we think waiting in line have changed. “Am I in danger?” never once crossed my mind on a childhood grocery trip.

Now, I’m watching my six like a trained combat soldier while trying to hold in gasps of shock. It’s “Where would I hide?” combined with “I can’t afford that anymore?” And I know that I’m not alone in this feeling.

As I try to rush through my self-checkout I tell my son – loudly enough for the people in line to hear – “I wish the lady in the machine would be quiet.”

“$12.99. Savings 50¢,” the robot voice loudly mocks, screaming prices at the entire grocery store.

“It’s very distracting. It’s so hard to go quickly,” I say even more loudly.

The scowlers look away, but don’t stop scowling.

Behind us on the next self-checkout is an older, almost stereotypical rancher. Cowboy hat. Flannel shirt tucked neatly into his Levi jeans, clearly worn for decades, but clean and untattered.

After a hard morning's work moving cattle a cowboy needs a small break.

As I struggle with the robot voice in the self-checkout machine, I hear him exclaim, “$8 for 2 avocados? EIGHT DOLLARS?!”

The young check out attendant scurried over to help the gentleman. “Maybe it’s a mistake?” the cowboy said more quietly, trying to divert attention from his unfiltered outburst. “I just got two small avocados from your produce section. It says $8? That can’t be right.”

I resumed scanning my items. We are monthly shoppers with a full cart, so I also resumed my social anxiety about holding up others.

But then the Avocado Cowboy, made me jump. He was clearly the type to prefer “Yes,” “No,” or “Ma’am” to be his entire public vocabulary, as is the cowboy way. But he lost it. He just couldn’t take it.

“Really? They’re actually $8? TWO avocados?” He was stunned to silence for just a moment.

And in past years, under similar circumstances, a man of his background would leave it at that. Maybe feign ignorance at current grocery prices and ask the wife later.

But no. This Cowboy knew his avocados. It seemed like a gift he’d get his wife regularly. Like flowers, but practical.

The register wasn't wrong, but it is a shock when you'd think two avocados should cost about $3 and it rings up as $8.
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He loudly told the attendant “I feel sorry for your generation, just getting started. I don’t know how they expect you to do it. Grocery prices are out of control.”

He turned red in the face, thanked the attendant, and hung his head as he left with his receipt and two sad avocados.

I’ll never forget the Avocado Cowboy. I wanted to hug him, or thank him, or comfort him in some way.

But I’m scared, too.

It has begun to feel like no good deed goes unpunished. So, I, like many these days, did not do the good deed. I did not thank the Avocado Cowboy.

But I’m saying it now. I see you. I am you. We are all confused. Disappointed. Sad. And resentful.

But I hope we all know…
Nobody knows the end of this story.
Let’s keep trying to make it good.

A boot on a fencepost can mean a number of things, none of which are easy or pleasant. But it is a sign we can get thru hard things together.

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Piñon Gnats in Southwest Colorado

Learn about biting Piñon Gnats in Southwest Colorado. Find out out what they are and how to deal with them with Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Why I Wear a Mesh Hat and Smell Like Cookies in June 🍪

Deep in the piñon forests of Southwest Colorado, there is a short season when the sun shines, the garden blooms, and the air bites back. Each year, without fail, between Memorial Day and the Fourth of July, the piñon gnats arrive.

They are not just annoying. They are tiny vampires with wings. You will not hear them. You will barely see them. You will just feel the sting. Then the bruise.

And if you hold still for more than a few seconds, they start to swarm. It feels like a dark, buzzing cloud has gathered just for you, relentlessly divebombing your head.

Even local veterinarians and service providers avoid our neighborhood during gnat season. They know what is waiting.

In June, my neighborhood looks like a beekeeping convention. Everyone wears mesh veils, wide-brimmed hats, and long sleeves. Not because we are tending hives, but because the bugs are tending to us.

Last summer, I made it worse. I painted the barn red. I am not a tidy painter. So when I go outside in full mesh bug gear, I do not look like a gardener. I look like someone with something to hide. It gives CSI: Homestead Edition.

Painting in a mesh hat can be a little awkward. But it is better than being eaten up by a swarm of biting bugs! Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Gnat Behavior: When Are Piñon Gnats Active?

Textbooks say most biting midges are active at dawn and dusk, but not here. Piñon gnats prefer the full sun and dry heat of the day.

If I am quick, I can water the garden before 9 a.m. After that, it is over. They are awake, aggressive, and waiting.

And if you hold still for more than two seconds? Forget it. They swarm. You can feel them gathering in a black cloud around your face, ready to bite. That is when you stop watering and start running.

Quick Facts: What Are Piñon Gnats? You may have heard them called "no-see-ums," "biting midges," "punkies," or even "five-o'clock gnats," depending on where you live.

Quick Facts: What Are Piñon Gnats?

You may have heard them called “no-see-ums,” “biting midges,” “punkies,” or even “five-o’clock gnats,” depending on where you live. The name “no-see-um” is no joke. These biting midges are so small you often do not see them at all. By the time you realize they are there, they have already bitten you and vanished like tiny flying phantoms. And the vicious little beasts don’t even spare the dogs; if you’ve got blood, they’re all over you.

No-See-Ums love to nibble at dog's ears. Best to keep them inside as much as you can during the season. Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels
This dog’s ears are covered in no-see-ums. Back inside we go!

What makes their bite so sneaky is how they do it. Piñon gnats do not pierce the skin like mosquitoes. Instead, they use tiny scissor-like mouthparts to slice into your skin. Then they lap up the blood. It is a brutal method for something so small, and you feel it almost instantly.

  • Piñon gnats are tiny biting midges (1 to 3 millimeters long).
  • Female gnats bite to draw blood for egg production.
  • The bite feels like a quick sting, not a poke.
  • The mark left is flat and bruised, not swollen or itchy.
  • They thrive in piñon-juniper woodlands.
  • They are most active in the heat of the day.

The Favorite Target: Why They Bite Eyelids

Some people get bites around their ankles. Not me. These bugs go straight for my eyelids. The thinnest, most sensitive skin on my body, and apparently their favorite. One even let me catch her in the act. I got a picture. Just a tiny black dot with bad intentions.

Piñon Gnats love to bite eyelids. These tiny little flies leave bruised spots behind. Read how to stop them with Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Piñon gnat bites do not swell. They do not itch. They leave small, dark bruises that sting briefly and hang around for days. It looks like I lost a fight with my eyeliner.

A Piñon Gnat bit my eyelid. See the purple bruising? Much different than a mosquito bite. Learn more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels

Piñon Gnat Survival Strategies: What Helps (Sort Of)

Let me be honest: nothing works perfectly against these bugs. I have tried everything I can think of, and most of it barely makes a difference.

I have tried it all.

  • Mosquito repellents (candles, sprays, and salves): Nothing works. Not against piñon gnats.
  • Vanilla extract: Smells like cookies and seems to repel the smaller ones. I dab it under my eyes, but be careful. Real vanilla contains alcohol and will burn if it gets too close to your eyes. I keep McCormick Vanilla Extract on hand for both baking and gnats. (Amazon Affiliate Link)
  • Sunglasses and wide-brimmed hat: These tiny biters have no problem getting under sunglasses and they enjoy biting up your hairline, too.
  • Mesh bug hat: The only thing that truly works. It is not stylish, but it gets the job done. Here is the mesh bug hat I use, and it comes in different colors! (Amazon Affiliate Link)

July 5: My Real Independence Day

I love the outdoors, my garden, and my chickens. But during piñon gnat season, I become an anxious houseplant.

I stay inside. I blink through mesh. I smell like a cookie. And I wait.

Because every year, like clockwork, they disappear the day after the fireworks fade. July 5 is my real Independence Day. That is when I can walk outside barefaced and finally feel free. 🎆

Until then, I will be under the silly hat or hiding inside.

Piñon Gnats are mean little bugs that love to bite your face. Wearing a mesh hat is the only way I've found to stop them. Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Now, It’s Time to Relax 📺🧶💞

If you are stuck inside like me, it might be the perfect moment to pick up a new cozy skill. These are some of my favorite indoor knitting and craft projects. No mesh hat required.

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Knit Wasp Nest Decoy

A Free Knitting Pattern from Liz Chandler 🐝

So, I have a problem with wasps. Well, not really a problem; they are great helpers in the garden eating all the aphids. But, when they try to turn my sacred porch space into their new nursery, I get annoyed (or worse, stung). To keep these little stinkers out of my space I’ve designed a knit wasp nest decoy that should be weather-proof.

Last year, I tried the classic “paper bag trick” to keep wasps from nesting near the house. You know the one: crumple a brown paper sack to look like a wasp nest, hang it up, and hope for the best. It worked really well… until it rained. Then it just looked like sad trash blowing in the wind.

A wasp nest decoy made of brown paper works, but doesn't last. Try my knitting pattern to make a more weather-proof knit wasp nest decoy.

This year, I’m declaring war. I’ve been stung too many times, and I’m done playing nice. So I grabbed some UV-resistant paracord and knit myself a proper wasp nest decoy. I stuffed it with a gray trash bag for structure. Now, it’s tough enough for summer storms, realistic enough to fool territorial insects, and, let’s be honest, a lot more fun to make.

Wait… Do Fake Nests Actually Work?

Yes… for the right bugs.

Most hornets, paper wasps, and yellowjackets are extremely territorial. If they see another nest in the area, they usually back off and go find a less “claimed” spot, often hundreds of feet away.

To the wasps? This is an intruder’s home base.
To me? It’s a cozy little hot air balloon decoration with a purpose.

These wasps are great for the garden but terrible for porch living. Keep them from building a nest in unwanted places with a hand knit wasp nest decoy designed by Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

And unlike the paper version, this one:

  • Holds its shape through wind and rain
  • Won’t disintegrate in a week
  • Actually looks like the real thing (but without the buzz and bite)

If you get nests popping up on your home, put up a decoy. It may be just enough to make the wasp change their mind about their spot. Or, you might have to knock these little nests down (if you can’t do it safely yourself, contact a professional). Placing the decoy can make the wasps think whatever lives in the fake hive ruined their nest.

A paper wasp nest begins as a small grey honeycomb like structure.

What It Won’t Do

This won’t repel:

  • Ants
  • Mosquitoes
  • Bees (they’re unbothered by wasps)
  • Termites or ground dwellers

But if your porch or eaves are regular nesting sites for hornets or wasps, this might be just the nudge they need to build elsewhere.

Knit wasp nest decoy hanging on the porch. Get the free pattern from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Where to Hang It

  • Under eaves
  • Porch rafters
  • Barns, sheds, or garages
  • Any spot that’s been a favorite for wasps in the past

Choose a place that’s visible to flying insects but slightly sheltered. Early in the season is best. It is easier to deter wasps before nests are started.

How to Knit this Wasp Nest Decoy Pattern

This quick knit is worked in the round and shaped to mimic the tapered, layered form of a real wasp nest. It’s practical, weirdly charming, and deeply satisfying, especially if you’ve ever flailed around with a broom trying to knock a real one down.

Use a UV resistant nylon paracord for this project to keep it sun and water resistant. I chose a gray color, but light brown also works for this decoy. Then, stuff with a plastic bag to keep it’s shape.

Materials to Knit a Wasp Nest Decoy

Knitting Needles

Double Point Needles (DPNs)

Or Long Circular Needles

Yarn

One 100 Foot Hank of Paracord* (shown Paracord Planet Paracord color Diamonds), in your choice of color.

* Length estimated with Paracord Planet Paracord; other materials may vary. Does not include gauge swatch.

Tools

Gauge 

8 stitches x 10 rows = 4 x 4 inches in Stockinette Stitch on No. 10 (6.0 mm) needles.

Abbreviations

k = knit
p = purl
** = repeat the pattern between the asterisks
M1L = make one left [Pick up the strand between the stitch just worked and the next stitch from front to back with the left needle and knit into the back of it.]
k2tog = knit two together

Paracord and US No. 10 knitting needles will get you started on making your own wasp decoy. Get the free pattern from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Instructions: Wasp Nest Decoy

(measures 6 inches [15.24 cm] tall by 5 inches [12.7 cm] wide)

This project is knit from the top down. Use the Long-Tail Cast On method. Knit in the round. For Double Point Needles, follow DPN instructions written in italics. For circular needles, follow Magic Loop instructions written in bold. If desired, use a stitch marker to keep track of the beginning/ends of your rows/rounds by placing it between the last and first stitch of each row/round.

[Using DPNs or long circular needles] Row 1: Cast on 6 stitches. Divide onto 3 DPNs (2 on each DPN). Or separate stitches on long circular needles for Magic Loop (3 on each side). (6 stitches)

Row 2: Join the round (taking care not to twist stitches) and k 6. (6 stitches)

Row 3: *k, M1L* x 6. (12 stitches)

Row 4: k 12. (12 stitches)

Row 5: *k, M1L* x 12. (24 stitches)

Row 6: k 24. (24 stitches)

Row 7: *k, M1L* x 24. (48 stitches)

Rows 8 – 11: k 48. (48 stitches)

Row 12: *k 2, k2tog* x 12. (36 stitches)

Row 13: k 36. (36 stitches)

Row 14: *k, k2tog* x 12. (24 stitches)

Rows 15 – 17: k 24. (24 stitches)

Row 18: *k, k2tog* x 12. (12 stitches)

Row 19: k2tog x 6. (6 stitches)

Turn wrong-side (purl-side) out.

Cut yarn and draw through remaining 6 stitches.

Bring the yarn tail from the bottom of the project through to the inside up towards the top. Tie both yarn tails together to create a loop that can be used to hang the decoy.

Stuff the decoy with a plastic bag or your desired weatherproof filling.

Printable version of this free knitting pattern

Printable Free Wasp Nest Decoy Knitting Pattern PDF by Liz @PurlsAndPixels

Learn to knit a weatherproof wasp decoy with Liz Chandler's free pattern at PurlsAndPixels.

⚠️ Quick Disclaimer:

This project is a preventive trick, not a full-on wasp removal plan. It may deter hornets, paper wasps, or yellowjackets, especially if used early in the season before nests are built. But if you’ve already got an active infestation, please don’t try to knit your way out of it.
Call a pest control professional to handle the sting-y stuff safely.

Enjoy your relaxing porch time by keeping yellowjackets from building their own nests. Use a decoy knit yourself with a pattern from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Liz Chandler of PurlsAndPixels.

This pattern is for personal use, gifting, and charitable donation of completed items. You may also sell handmade items created using this pattern. Do not copy this pattern and distribute it. If you’d like to share the pattern, refer your friends to my website, purlsandpixels.com so they may obtain a copy.

If you find any errors or have any questions, email purlsandpixels@gmail.com and I will do my best to help.

I’d love to see your finished work! Tag your photos with @PurlsAndPixels on Twitter or Instagram.

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Colorado’s False Spring

Learn why Colorado's false spring means you need to wait to plant your garden. Don't let the weather fool you. Read Liz Chandler's gardening tips at PurlsAndPixels.

Hold your Tomatoes, Folks; It’s Not Time to Plant Outside Yet! 🌱❄️

If you’re anything like me, the first warm breeze of Spring makes you itch to get your hands in the dirt. The snow melts, the sun peeks out, and for a moment, it feels like Mother Nature is giving you a green light. Spoiler alert: she’s not. She’s messing with you. Welcome to Colorado’s infamous false spring.

Colorado's false spring can trick you into planting and irrigating a bit too soon... then you get ice coated plants, fences, and trees. Read Liz Chandler's gardening tips at PurlsAndPixels.

What Is a False Spring?

A false spring is that tricky period when warm temperatures arrive early, coaxing plants (and gardeners) out of hibernation; only for a late freeze or snowstorm to swoop in and cause damage. In Colorado, it’s not just a possibility; it’s basically tradition.

We can have 70+°F days in April and still get hit with a blizzard in May. I’ve seen lilacs blooming one day and encased in ice the next. I’ve also seen far too many eager gardeners lose entire crops of tomatoes, squash, and peppers because they planted during this sunny bait and switch.

Yesterday, May 13 was a beautiful 73 degree afternoon. Then the weather app dropped a freeze alert for the next few days. False spring is real.

So When Can I Plant Outside?

The golden rule of all gardening? Wait to plant outside until after your average last frost date. That applies everywhere, but in Colorado, it’s non-negotiable. Especially in the high mountain desert, dry winds, wild temperature swings, and random snowstorms are the norm. That could mean waiting to plant outside until much later than you might expect. In Colorado, for example:

  • Lower elevations (Denver, Pueblo): around May 15
  • Mountain towns (above 7,000 feet or so): usually June 1 or later

I know. It’s painful to wait. But trust me: planting too early isn’t just risky; it’s wasteful. Your starts might survive a frost with row covers, but they won’t thrive. Cold-stunted plants = lower yields and more heartbreak.

⬆️ Not sure of your frost date? Check your local zone here.

Even the trees can be fooled by Colorado's false spring. Even if the fruit trees are blossoming, we can still get a late snow and freeze the buds. Read Liz Chandler's gardening tips at PurlsAndPixels.

What Can You Do Instead?

You don’t have to sit on your hands. Here’s what I do during false spring:

About Those Hoses & Sprinklers

Around here, plenty of home gardeners and ranchers are already watering during the day: sometimes we have to with our dry climate. While ranchers’ irrigation setups can usually handle a bit of freezing, your garden hose and outdoor spigot probably can’t. If you’re watering this time of year, make sure to unhook your hoses and sprinklers at night. A quick dip below freezing is all it takes to crack a faucet or split a hose. It’s one of those little habits that can save you a big headache when real spring finally sticks around.

Irrigation sprinklers often freeze up in the early months of spring. Don't plant outside durring false spring - your garden plants can't tolerate the cold. Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Tools I Actually Use (and Love)

Living pretty far from the hardware store, I get a lot of my gardening gear on Amazon. Find a full list of my favorite gardening finds on Amazon (affiliate link):

Shop Liz Chandler's garden tool recommendations like a kitchen top planter, seed kit, or digging tools with these affiliate links.

PSA: Don’t Let the Internet Rush You Planting Too Soon

Every spring, the internet lights up with planting pics, lush gardens, and early harvests from warmer places. Don’t let it fool you into jumping the gun. Just because someone else is posting bean sprouts doesn’t mean it’s planting time here. Use this season to plan, prep, and get inspired. When the nature is ready, you’ll be more than ready to start humming along.

Your full summer garden is just around the corner, flowers, hummingbirds, and all. Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

Don’t be Fooled by Some Beautiful Spring Weather

If you’re gardening in Colorado, the best thing you can grow in early spring is patience (and maybe some spinach). False spring is beautiful but brutal. So take a breath, sip your coffee, and wait it out.

Then, when the real spring arrives? You’ll be ready; and your plants will thank you.

Snow falling on tulips is a frequent sight in Colorado. False spring tricks plants into blooming, then drops a surprise cold snap, nearly every year. Read more from Liz Chandler @PurlsAndPixels.

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